Saturday, 27 May 2017
Luka's Limericks #2
The sex blogger now known as Bert
Was demanding and terribly curt
I said "where's your class?"
He said "up your arse"
And then put his hand up my skirt.
Friday, 26 May 2017
Luka's Limericks #1
I met a sex blogger called Bert
Who was eager to see women squirt
But in porn it's just piss
When they simulate bliss
And you wouldn’t want that up your shirt.